but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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