so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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