sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think people are normalizing furries
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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