If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
