The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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