She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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