just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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