we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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