The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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