In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
please don't ironically join a cult
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