So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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