GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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