Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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