i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Are we still banned from the library?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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