At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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