your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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