He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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