who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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