I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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