I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This toilet bowl is my home.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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