Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
