I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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