hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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