I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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