I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Randomize
