You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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