I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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