I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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