Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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