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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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