do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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