I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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