3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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