She's JV to your varsity
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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