just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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