i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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