I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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