For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish i was in the wii world.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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