508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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