I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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