: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
