I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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