i don't like sucking hair
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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