Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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