Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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