So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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