Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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