there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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