i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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