whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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