Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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